Blow a Hundred Birthday Card (Adult Humor)

Do you have a biker in your life about to celebrate a birthday? Or someone who has a great sense of humor? Then this is the birthday card for them.

Cover

"I want a tattoo of a hunderd dollar bill on my dick"

"Why?"

"I like to play with my money"

"And I like to watch my money grow"

Inside

"And if my wife wants to go out and blow 100 she can stay home. Happy Birthday"